Voldemort vs. Pikachu! Magneto vs. Captain America! Only one of these four fighters will be able to make the Final Four of the Tournament of Champions. Who will represent the Hogwarts Region? MaristPlayBoy is here to break down the action.
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We have three incredible fights ahead of us today, so let’s head to
Hogwarts one last time to watch the action unfold.
1. Voldemort vs. 21. Pikachu
Pikachu has been one heck of a Cinderella story, huh? I mean, we hadn’t had a single double-digit fighter make the sweet sixteen before him (the highest was a seven seed), and yet here it is as a 21 seed fighting amongst the best of the best.
Unfortunately for Pikachu, his presence here isn’t really due to an overwhelming amount of power (he was underseeded, but not by that much; I would have made it a fifteen seed). Instead, he got by defeating an opponent whose skill set played perfectly into Pikachu’s favor (Ganondorf) and two fighters relying heavily on power suits that could be disrupted by electric blasts (Samus and Iron Man). It’s just not that good of a fighter at the end of the day.
Voldemort, on the other hand, is the master of dark magic. His power is incredible, and the flexibility of spells as well as his strong strategic skills ensure he’s got plenty of options to take Pikachu out. He can easily cast a spell to shield himself from Pikachu’s electric blasts, or just magically push them away so they sail harmlessly into the air. Pikachu can use double team, but a simple Accio [check spelling] spell ensures that Voldemort will be able to find the right Pikachu soon enough. At the end of the day, Pikachu doesn’t have a win condition here, and he can’t dodge Voldemort’s spells forever. Pikachu isn’t all that resilient of a fighter once he gets hit, and I don’t see him lasting too long in a fight with He-who-must-not-be-named. Voldemort advances!
2. Magneto vs. 6. Captain America
Hey, Marvel, you know the Avengers vs. X-Men event you’re running right now? You know, the one that’s getting very little fanfare and is overwhelmingly being as average at best? Make this fight happen. Magneto vs. Captain America would be one for the ages. It won’t probably make your actual comic any better, but it’d make my life easier, as I could just point to your fight and say, “that” instead of having to break this all down. Sound good?
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Well, it might take them a while to respond, so until then, I should probably just break this down anyway. Like all Captain America fights, I find the best way to determine the victory conditions for each fighter. The one that is the most likely option is the winner. It’s about time we had a truly epic breakdown. Let’s get to it.
Magneto win condition 1: Magneto can use his magnetism to gain control of Captain America’s shield and try to slice him in half by spinning it rapidly towards him. The Cap couldn’t dodge forever, and he’d probably be too distracted by the shield to get too many punches in, if any. Magneto could just hover above the battlefield and keep slicing away until he won the battle.
Why I don’t like it: Captain America is more than aware that Magneto is the master of magnetism and can control pretty much every metal ever. There’s no way he brings his shield to this battle. He risks way too much than he benefits from doing it, so I’m ruling this out.
Magneto win condition 2: Magneto uses his power to enhance his strength, reflexes, and resilience to physical damage to superhuman levels and takes Captain America down head on. I’d like this, except it directly clashes with…
Captain America win condition: Captain America’s intelligence and battle skills allow him to counter Magneto’s superior strength and turn the battle around, pulling it out at the last minute and advancing. This is really the Cap’s only win condition, but if Magneto went for win condition two, he could pull it off. There’s only one problem: Magneto has a third strategy, and it’s his best:
Magneto win condition 3: Magneto uses his power to enhance his abilities as described earlier, but uses his ability to levitate and alter the gravity underneath Captain America to keep the Cap off balance all fight long. He gets his punches in when he wants, and Captain America can only play catch-up. I don’t see how Captain America gets out of this one; he has no counter to Magneto’s levitation, and he’ll tire well before Magneto will. After all, Magneto is a mutant, and Captain America is a mere human. Magneto wins in a brilliant effort.
Final battle of the day:
1. Voldemort vs. 2. Magneto
I do my best to go into all of these fights unbiased, and while not everyone has agreed with all of my decisions, I’ve felt good about the logic behind every pick I’ve made, and I’m confident that I haven’t played favorites, even when I wanted to (Marth and Ike, you are missed). That said, I must admit that I was slightly saddened when I discovered I had made a mistake in my original take on the Voldemort vs. Doctor Doom battle and realized I had to revise the outcome.
For those of you who didn’t see the article when it originally appeared on the site, I had Doctor Doom upsetting Voldemort with his superhuman strength due to his very strong magic resistance. I had forgotten the Jim Butcher Doctrine (which states that magic will always cause technology to malfunction), and with the loss of his suit, Doctor Doom lost the upper hand.
It wasn’t that I wanted Voldemort to lose per se; I love the master of the dark arts as much as the next guy. I was just tired of seeing one seeds win every opponent against which they came (though, to be fair, there is a reason they are one seeds, after all). I wanted an underdog, any underdog, to take out a one seed to ensure we wouldn’t have a final four of nothing but favorites.
I tell you this because I want you to understand that I have no bias when I say that Voldemort is the rightful representative from the Hogwarts region for the Final Four of the Tournament of Champions. Magneto’s shielding is strong, but it has limits, and I don’t think it stands up to Voldemort’s magical strikes. An expelliarmus spell ensures that Magneto loses his helmet, leaving him incredibly susceptible to mental/magical attacks. Magneto is going to try to do a flying charge with superhuman strength in combination with his levitating skill, but Voldemort will simply apparate to the opposite side of the battlefield. Voldemort is powerful enough to ensure he won’t need to stall for too long, and I don’t see Magneto being able to stand up to the onslaught. Voldemort wins the Hogwarts Region and advances to the Final Four!
Agree with my choices? Wish you could apparate into my room and punch me in the face for being so dumb? Let me know in the comments below, or on twitter at @RedShirtCrew. The Tournament of Champions will be taking a break this week due to my workload being absolutely insane, but be sure to come back on Monday April 30 for the breakdown of the Mordor Region. Until then, this is MaristPlayBoy, signing out.