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The Many Faces of Marvel

Marvel is strange, to say the least.  I already mentioned Squirrel Girl and how strange she was, but Marvel takes even its normal characters and creates alternate forms which are, let’s just say, really weird.  Since the recent Avengers movie means that the main characters are pretty well known, I’m going to use them to give you an idea of what I mean.

Thor – …or should I say ‘Thorangutan’.  An example of Marvel’s love of turning their characters into animals.  The most extensive world is the simian reality, but there are also dinosaurs and dogs, at least that I know of. I kinda want to see Marvel characters as birds, but maybe that’s just me.
Iron Man – A.K.A. Iron Lantern, part of the Marvel/DC amalgam universe wherein Marvel and DC characters are blended together.  You probably guessed by the name, but yes, it is in fact Iron Man with a Green Lantern ring (because giving Tony Stark a power ring sounded like such a good idea at the time).
Captain America – More than any other hero, Captain America has done a lot of time shifting.  Rojaz, the Native American from 1602, Yeoman America in Morgan le Fay’s age of exploration reality warp, Stephen Rogers from the American Civil War, even a future version in 2099.  Of course he’s not the only time traveling hero, just the most experienced.
Hawkeye – Hawkeye is an ideal representative for the MarvelZombieverse — if there is one thing you don’t want it’s a zombie with superhuman archery accuracy (Cap’n Amer. loses his shield, Iron Man doesn’t get infected, sorta, most heroes have their powers, but no weapons).  To make matters more absurd, the aforementioned Zombieverse and simian reality have a cross over at one point.
Nick Fury – Meet Nick Fury’s counterpart, NicoleFury. Yup, “gender bending” runs rampant in marvel alternate realities, in fact you’d be hard pressed to find a character who hasn’t been gender-bent in at least one version of reality.  Amusingly, there is also a gender-bent Nichole Furry in the ape universe.
Black Widow – While it’s much more visible with female characters, Marvel also loves giving characters kids.  In one reality, it seems that Russia decided Black Widow would be put to better use to produce talented assassin children, crossing her genes with the genes of one of Peter Parker’s spidery-genes. Their genes are are then used to make kids, but due to her spider genes, sheends up giving birth to 123 mutant spider children!
Yeah, so basically alternate realities are really weird when it comes to Marvel.  I think I’ll stick to the original, age of apocalypse and ultimate.  They’re classics and I don’t have to worry about a female, zombie, giraffe Professor X using her lasso of truth on Leonardo da Vinci to protect her calfs.
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What’s Next for Marvel Day One: Supporting Characters

Yes, the Avengers was an incredible movie that literally rocked my world and fulfilled all of my childhood dreams, but with the exception of the eight more times I plan to see it, now seems like the best time to look into the future and examine what Marvel Studios will do next in the first of a two part series.

Given how overwhelmingly successful The Avengers just was for Marvel, I’m under the impression that the guys running things in the movie department really know what they’re doing with this project. That also means that they’re well aware that their ability to continue bringing in giant bags of money is directly dependent on what they do with phase two of their Marvel continuity plan. Phase one, bringing the Avengers to the big screen, was executed perfectly, but that success will not be replicated by simply doing the same thing over and over again. What keeps Avengers books interesting in the comic book world, and what will be necessary if the movies are to be successful, is their ability to mesh high profile heroes like Captain America and Iron Man with their B and C list counterparts, thus keeping an interesting variety in the characters.

Now, don’t take this to understand that I’m tired of these properties already. Far from it. I’m already eager for Iron Man 3, Thor 2, and Captain America 2, but I’m equally interested, perhaps even more so, with the new properties that are entering this cinematic universe and the new characters that will be brought forth from already established properties. How this phase of the process is handled will determine how long Marvel will reign supreme in the comic book movie world. If they can integrate lower level heroes and make audiences fall in love with them, their empire may last for decades. If not, we’ll look back on these days with the notion that the experiment was an overwhelming success that still had so much more potential to give.

But who are these characters I speak of, and what movies could possibly be coming to expand on this already expansive universe? Well, this is where I get to put on my speculation hat and make some predictions of what will come next from Marvel Headquarters. If nothing else, Marvel’s success with these movies has given them a lot of trust from their audience, and they now have the freedom to pursue all or none of these ideas in time, but the comic book nerd in me is hoping that each of these will see the light of day at some point.

Today, I’m looking at the characters from already established franchises that I believe would make good fits in the movie universe, specifically as members of the Avengers. Each one of these characters would fulfill a very important role in the Marvel Universe: sustainability. Most of them are variations of the already existing main characters, which means their skill set would not be lost if, say, an actor got tired of playing the same part after a while. It also means that there can be a mix and match with the two parts shuffling in and out as necessary, keeping things new with new personalities and the chemistry issues that can bring while still enjoying similar battle styles. It’s a win for everybody, especially the fans. Let’s get started!

Red Hulk


Who he is: Remember 2008’s The Incredible Hulk? Well, there may be a good reason why Marvel kept the movie in continuity despite the relatively lower quality of the movie and changing the main actor (a wise choice, as Mark Ruffalo was incredible). Thunderbolt Ross, the guy who was in charge of overseeing Bruce Banner’s project and spent the rest of the movie trying to hunt the Hulk down becomes crazy trying to destroy the creature that is attacking his city and making a mockery of his armed forces. He exposes himself to gamma radiation and becomes the Red Hulk. In this form, he is able to maintain his intellect and remains a master of battle strategy, but his rage emits heat instead of making him stronger, and too much of it can weaken him severely.

How he’d fit in: If Marvel ever made an Incredible Hulk 2, he’d be the perfect villain. His daughter is Banner’s romantic interest, which makes his discovery that his daughter is literally sleeping with the enemy the perfect catalyst to convince him to go mad to try to stop the Hulk at any cost. Even if the Hulk seems to have learned how to keep his cool in most situations, a charging Red Hulk coming towards him would definitely be enough to bring out his angrier side. A giant Hulk v. Hulk battle would be fun to watch, and in the end, Banner’s ability to help General Ross control that deadly weakness of his would be enough to get him to join the Avengers. A more strategic Hulk would be a valuable asset on the battlefield.

Likelihood: Not that good, sadly. There seems to be a definitive peak on revenue brought in from Hulk movies; though the 2008 movie was far superior to its 2003 brethren, the final box office numbers were nearly identical. Yes, Red Hulk has been very popular in the comic book world, but that rarely leads to increased revenue on its own. Given the Hulk seemed to have good self-control over his anger issues in The Avengers, it’s hard to imagine any movie in which Thunderbolt is driven to these lengths that isn’t pretty contrived. Also, there might not be enough to distinguish the Red Hulk from Abomination, the villain from the last Hulk movie that also had a similar power set to the Hulk. If another Hulk movie is going to be made, I wouldn’t rule this out, but it may be a while before this becomes a true possibility.

War Machine


Who he is: You’ve already met War Machine if you watched Iron Man 2. James Rhodes is a lieutenant colonel in the Marines who also happens to be friends with Tony Stark. In the movie universe, Rhodes has to use Stark’s newest power suit to prevent Tony from self-destructing and damaging others while drunk in the Iron Man suit at a birthday party gone out of control. Rhodes kept the suit and put it in the hands of Justin Hammer, Stark’s rival who had a weapons deal with the United States, went mad with power, and trying to kill a whole bunch of people. Eventually, Rhodes was able to help Tony fight off all the attack drones and save the day, keeping the suit for himself in the aftermath.

How he’d fit in: Rhodes is essentially a more disciplined Iron Man. His military strategy and ability to follow orders makes him a far more easy to work with replacement should Tony Stark have to go out of the picture for a while. He’s a true professional while also being a complete badass in that power armor, which uses more traditional weaponry than Iron Man’s energy beams. Introducing him to S.H.I.E.L.D. could also create some interesting tension in their relationship, as Stark prides himself on being the best, and War Machine gives him a solid run for his money.

Likelihood: We are literally a big naming moment away from already seeing this happen. To what degree the character will be integrated has yet to be seen, but Rhodes seems like the most likely candidate to join Stark on the Avengers from the other characters in the Iron Man universe. Given Rhodes has already been confirmed for Iron Man 3 and is listed, at least on wikipedia, as War Machine, I get the feeling we’ll see very soon just how big a figure War Machine will be in the Marvel Movie Universe.

Valkyrie


Who she is: Valkyrie is the strongest of the Valkyrior, who are very similar to the Norse mythological warriors known as valkyrie. While not a god like Thor, she does age far more slowly and has superhuman strength and toughness. Her age has given her centuries of combat experience, making her one of the most notable strategic minds in addition to her incredible combat skills. Valkyrie also has a weird connection with death, able to sense when someone is about to die and able to take spirits back and forth between the realms of the living and the dead (this gives her a weird attraction to Deadpool, whose rights sadly are not with the Marvel movies studio; that scene alone would be worth putting her into cinematic form).

How she’d fit in: With no offense meant to Black Widow, there simply aren’t many female superheroes that can claim the power that Valkyrie does. Having a strong female character known for her prowess on the battlefield more than her beauty (though her beauty doesn’t hurt) can only be good for the Marvel universe. Also, she plays perfectly off of Thor’s character flaws of humility, as she is a formidable match for him, and I doubt Thor would take too kindly to being seriously challenged by a female warrior.

Likelihood: Moderate to high. She’s been on several Avengers teams in the past, and her abilities on the battlefield as a guardian of sorts make her exactly the kind of warrior S.H.I.E.L.D. would want for their Avenger initiative. Protecting a planet like Earth would come naturally for her, and I would not be surprised to see her leading a charge of Valkyrior into battle the next time a truly dangerous threat comes around.


Beta Ray Bill


Who he is: Beta Ray Bill is a Korbinite, an alien species from a far away galaxy that has been rendered nearly extinct, that crash lands on Earth. In the comics, Bill fights and defeats Thor’s alter ego. While Thor is unconscious, Bill finds and is able to wield Mjolnir, deemed worthy by the hammer itself. After discovering what had happened, Thor challenges Bill to a battle for the hammer, which drains both fighters but eventually finds Bill the winner (he emerges from being knocked out slightly before Thor does). Thor is dismayed at first, but Bill is so filled with respect for everyone’s favorite Asgardian that he lets Thor keep Mjolnir. For his strength and virtue, Odin grants Bill his own hammer called Stormbreaker, which has the same powers as Mjolnir, and Thor and Bill become true brothers-in-arms.

How he’d fit in: Again, Thor is a hero whose flaw comes from his lack of humility, and giving him a challenge like this where he’d have to accept that there are many out there with power that can surpass even his own, provides exactly the kind of foil needed to have the character grow. Beta Ray Bill is definitely a fun character in his own right, whose incredible combat abilities would make him very fun to watch.

Likelihood: Depends on what you’re looking for. Every other character on this list has spent time with the Avengers and is a good fit for that team, but Beta Ray Bill has never done that, and given his character, I don’t see any reason he would. He could, however, assist the Avengers against a certain bad guy that may have been revealed at the end of The Avengers as a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy (more on that tomorrow). If a Guardians of the Galaxy movie is announced, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Beta Ray Bill as a member at some point, and since Marvel has shown that nothing is too comic-y to be put to film, Bill’s quirky characteristics don’t rule him out.

Falcon

Who he is: Falcon is widely recognized as mainstream comics’ first African-American superhero. Though his early days were largely defined by his status as outsider because of his race, the character has largely grown past that due in large part to his friendship with Captain America, who helped train him in martial arts and turn him into an incredibly capable fighter in addition to the empathic link he shares with birds. He’s able to command birds to his will to some extent (it changes depending on the writer), tap into their memories to determine what they’ve seen (though their lack of concept of time means events can be out of order), and see through their eyes to spy on enemies or find someone who is missing.

How he’d fit in: I hate to play the diversity card, but having a strong minority character can only be a good thing for Marvel marketing. Outside of that, such spying abilities would make him a perfect addition to any espionage mission the Avengers would need to pull, and his fighting skills ensure that he’ll be a valuable asset when battles roll around. Also, and this may be just me, but I feel as if the Cap needs a friend to get him through the harsh transition into the modern world, and the two characters bounce off each other really well.

Likelihood: Low to mid, probably. One should never rule out a strong minority character with the interesting skill set that Falcon has, but he’s probably not the biggest priority from Captain America continuity. I could see Falcon showing up in Captain America 3, if such a movie is ever made, before I would believe he’d make an appearance in Captain America 2. Especially since there’s a really obvious choice that comic fans everywhere are clamoring for…

Winter Soldier


Who he is: Remember Bucky Barnes, Captain America’s best friend from the first movie? Were you heartbroken when he fell to his death in that mission gone wrong? Well, have no fear! Being frozen isn’t the death it used to be, at least not in the comic universe. It turns out that the Soviets discovered Bucky’s frozen body and all but brainwashes him, taking advantage of his amnesia to turn him into one of the most effective assassin’s the Russians had ever seen, the Winter Soldier. Heck, he even has a brief romance with the Black Widow (and we know movie audiences are just looking for reasons to put Scarlett Johansson in a tight leather outfit again).

How he’d fit in: In my perfect world, Captain America 2 is essentially the Winter Soldier’s story. Cap is mourning over the loss of everything he loved when a deadly assassin starts reaping havoc on important S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives. Captain America is called in and starts hearing rumors that this assassin is, in fact, his best friend Bucky brought back from almost certain death. With mixed feelings, the Cap now has to go off and fight his best friend, hoping to restore his memory and bring him back into the fold. The climatic scene where Captain America reminds him of the soldier he used to be and Bucky breaks down with guilt would be incredibly powerful if done properly, and the two would be reunited after all these years. Marvel can take all my money if they pull that movie off properly.

Likelihood: I have to think this is where they’re going with this. They never did show Bucky’s body, and honestly, I’m not sure where else Captain America’s story would likely go without this kind of blast from the past. It’s the most fun storyline I can come up with, the deep emotions behind it would make it one of the most memorable of the marvel cinematic universe if done right. With the exception of the inevitable Avengers 2, the idea of having a Captain America movie with the Winter Solider is by far the most exciting possibility in my mind, and I really hope the heads of the Marvel movie studios agree.

Now it’s time to let me know who you think would make a good addition to the Avengers roster from the Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America universes. Sound off in the comments below, or follow us on twitter at @RedShirtCrew. And don’t forget to come back tomorrow when I look at which new Marvel movie franchises are likely to see the light of day. Until then, this is MaristPlayBoy, signing out.

Hogwarts Region: Day Two

Iron Man vs. Venusaur! Ozymandias vs. Wendigo! Samus vs. Leonardo! Ganondorf vs. Pikachu! It’s Day Two of the Hogwarts Region in the Tournament of Champions, and MaristPlayBoy is here to analyze all the action.

New to the action? Check out the introduction to the Tournament of Champions here.
Kanto Region: Day 1Day 2Day 3Day 4Day 5
Tatooine Region: Day 1Day 2Day 3Day 4Day 5
Hogwarts Region: Day 1 (edited from yesterday if you haven’t seen the edits yet)


Another day, another set of epic match-ups. Let’s head to Hogwarts and get right to it!


4. Iron Man vs. 29. Venusaur


Venusaur is yet another underrated Pokemon in this tournament. It has the ability to soak up the sun’s rays and release a Solarbeam capable of knocking out some of the strongest Pokemon in existence. As a grass-type Pokemon, it has control of vines, leaves, and other aspects of nature that make it a formidable opponent.


Iron Man, on the other hand, is a superhero that displays the pinnacle of a machine’s power. Tony Stark first created his robotic power suit to escape his captors, but has since updated on multiple occasions to make himself one of the most formidable heroes in the Marvel Universe. His suit gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of energy weapons (including his signature repulsion rays) that make him incredibly powerful, and his ability to create a shield around himself means Venusaur has no chance. In this round of nature vs. machine, Iron Man emerges victorious.


13. Ozymandias vs. 20. Wendigo


A Wendigo is a human that has been transformed by an evil spirit into a mythological creature with insane levels of strength and durability. The Marvel version of this creature displayed enough strength to fight head-to-head with the Incredible Hulk! That’s more than a little impressive. It’s vicious cannibalistic nature makes it an incredibly dangerous opponent.


Unless, of course, you are Ozymandias, a hero from Watchmen known as the “smartest man in the universe”. Unlike most times this phrase is used, Ozymandias may truly be that smart. He can absorb information at an incredible rate, and his ambitious personality ensures that he will do whatever he can to pursue that information. 


It’s fair to assume that Ozymandias would have a thorough scouting report of all of his potential opponents, then, thus ensuring he knew the Wendigo’s only weakness: fire. His strength and agility are good enough to ensure he will succeed in his plan, and given the Wendigo is essentially a savage, it will likely fall for it. Therefore, Ozymandias is the victor here, and advances to the next round.


4. Iron Man vs. 13, Ozymandias


As anyone who’s seen the movies or read the comics knows, Tony Stark is a super genius in his own right. He runs the Stark Corporation, which serves as the most prominent technological institution in the Marvel Universe, and is likely its brightest inventor. Most of their successful products stem from his inventions, and his expertise is unmatched in most circles.


All of that essentially means that while Ozymandias may have some idea as to how he can take down Iron Man, Stark is smart enough to know how to counter it. He won’t give Ozymandias the time to prepare some plan, nor will he fall for a trap. That means the fight comes down to pure ability, and Ozymandias doesn’t stand a chance against Iron Man’s energy beams. Iron Man moves on.


5. Samus vs. 28. Leonardo


Leonardo’s seeding makes no sense to me. The rest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles were in the mid-to-late teens range in seeding, yet Leonardo, the leader of the squad and easily one of its best fighters (and easily the best strategist), is a 28-seed? This makes less than no sense, and if Leonardo had the chance, he would probably use this opportunity to use his dual katanas to chop my RA in half for such an insult.


At the end of the day, however, you have to defeat the opponent you’re given, and Samus is too good of an opponent for Leonardo. Samus Aran, the female protagonist of the classic Metroid series, is a space bounty hunter who spends her days fighting giant sentient brains and even larger dragons. She has access to an insane amount of energy beam and missile attacks, and her suit, which operates much like Iron Man’s, gives her durability and sensory data that helps her find her opponent’s weaknesses. If Leonardo could get close enough to land a katana strike, the battle may have ended differently. But Samus will strike him down before he gets there. Samus Aran advances.


12. Ganondorf vs. 21. Pikachu


Ganondorf is the main antagonist of the Legend of Zelda franchise, and a constant terror on the Hyrulian Kingdom. Even though I can’t grant him the Triforce of Power’s immortality (because that would make these fights boring and uninteresting), he does have the superhuman strength, teleportation, and magical powers that the item brings, which makes him a very difficult opponent. It would be nearly impossible for anyone to take him down with a full frontal assault.


This is why Ganondorf must be cursing the day Pikachu was named his opponent. Pikachu, an electric-type Pokemon and the starting Pokemon of the protagonist of the television series Ash Ketchum, is able to employ some trickery to buy him some time. Double team allows him to create multiple copies of himself, meaning Ganondorf will have to keep destroying the copies before he can tell which Pikachu is the real one. Pikachu is incredibly swift and agile, while Ganondorf is rather slow, which leads me to believe this strategy would work. Factor in some consistent thunderbolts raining down on Ganondorf’s head, and suddenly, the outcome of this battle seems clear. Pikachu wins in this mild upset.


5. Samus vs. 21. Pikachu


It really is incredible how much seeding can play a role in this tournament. If Pikachu had been ranked any lower, it likely would have seen its tournament hopes dashed in the first round. Instead, the 21-seed just became a favorite to advance against a five seed. 


How, you ask? Well, Samus’s power comes directly from her suit, which means a giant electrical shock would ruin her entire system, making her virtually powerless against this mischievous rodent Pokemon. One might argue that Samus could still win by leaving her suit and using her Zero Suit form (in which she utilizes an electric whip), but I’d argue that such a break down in her power armor would likely leave her trapped inside. 


And even if she did use her Zero Suit form, I still give Pikachu the edge. The electric whip would just give Pikachu more power to shock Samus with, and Samus doesn’t have such a resistance to lightning bolts. Pikachu shockingly advance (I’m sorry; that pun was just too good to pass up).


4. Iron Man vs. 21. Pikachu


As I wrote in Samus’s description in her fight against Leonardo, she’s essentially Nintendo’s female counterpart to Iron Man. Everything I wrote in the Samus v. Pikachu fight applies here, except Iron Man doesn’t even have a Zero Suit form with which to defend himself. I know; it’s anti-climactic, but it’s the truth. Pikachu short circuits Iron Man’s power suit and fries him with thunderbolts, advancing to the Sweet Sixteen and becoming the first major Cinderella story of the tournament!


Agree with my decisions? Think I need to get some sense shocked into me? Let me know in the comments below, or follow me on twitter at @RedShirtCrew. And don’t forget to come back tomorrow for Day Three of my analysis of the Hogwarts Region. Until then, this is MaristPlayBoy, signing out.

From the Archives: Thank You, Marvel

One of my first articles on my old blog was dedicated to the Marvel Cinema Universe, which I continue to hold up as one of the most daring cinematic ventures in history. The project has been brilliant, and my utmost respect and thanks go to those who work at Marvel Studios with these projects and have made my childhood dreams come true. I’ll do an article about the Avengers movie as more details are released, but for now, enjoy this post on one of the greatest cinematic movements of the era.

When I was little, I went away to a summer camp where I struggled to fit in with the other kids (not that I have ever really fit in elsewhere, but bear with me on this; I swear there’s a point). The one friend I made turned out to be a giant comic book fan who introduced me to Batman, Captain America, and all the other major players in the superhero world. I was fascinated with the fantasy aspects of Thor, intrigued by the political satire present in Captain America (yes, I was a massive nerd even back then), and related well to Spiderman’s inability to catch a break.  Unfortunately, given my already difficult social standing at my elementary school, my mother in her infinite wisdom decided it would be too big of a blow to any hope I had left of fitting in and refused to allow me to buy any.

While this is obviously a shame (even more so now that I am free to buy my own comics and realize what I’ve been missing; the Ultimate Marvel series is amazing, and I’m glad DC is rebooting so that I can catch up with them too. I’m too much of a completionist to go back to the beginning, so don’t even ask :P), I was able to live vicariously through the comic book movies that roll around every summer beginning in the summer of 2004, the summer before I turned 12 and perhaps one of the periods in which I was most impressionable throughout my entire life.
Sadly, there weren’t many comic book movies on the scene in those days, and most that did exist were, well, rubbish. Let’s look, shall we, at the movies produced from 2004 to 2007 based on DC and Marvel comics with their aggregate approval scores from Rotten Tomatoes, shall we?
2004: 
Catwoman (DC) – 10%
Spiderman 2 (Marvel) – 93%
The Punisher (Marvel) – 29%
Blade: Trinity (Marvel) – 26%


2005: 
Batman Begins (DC) – 84%
Elektra (Marvel) – 10%
Man Thing (Marvel) – 20%
Fantastic Four (Marvel) – 27%


2006: 
Superman Returns (DC) – 76%
X-Men: The Last Stand (Marvel) – 57%


2007: 
Spiderman 3 (Marvel) – 63%
Ghost Rider (Marvel) – 27%
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (Marvel) – 37%

What did we learn? Well, with the exception of Spiderman 2 (the apex of a trilogy that immediately ran out of steam, as seen by the 30% drop in approval rating in the finale that almost assuredly got higher scores due to the quality of the first two), Superman Returns (an average movie that was seen as a critical success largely due to all the visible failure around it), and Batman Begins (don’t worry; I’m not a Marvel fanboy; Christopher Nolan’s work on Batman deserves it’s own post ), the movie industry had failed to service the comic book fans well. Miss after painful miss made most people believe there was simply no place for super heroes in theatres (unless it was Batman because…well, Batman).

Then, a miracle happened. From 2008 to the present day, Marvel rededicated itself to a new strategy: bring the company’s biggest superheroes together in an extravaganza that would change the scope of modern cinema as we knew it. No one had ever even attempted to cross over several different franchises into a single movie, much less franchises with different themes, tones, and even genres. It seemed even more unfeasible that such a crossover would be able to exist in a movie industry that had proven to be unable to handle such a giant task. Yet Marvel refused to back down and instead attempted one of the riskiest plans in movie studio history. And, at least right now, it seems to have done more than just work: it’s exceeded even the most optimistic comic geek’s expectations.

It didn’t start with the biggest bang, mind you. The Incredible Hulk (who will be in the Avengers movie, but will be played by Mark Ruffalo instead of Edward Norton) was a solid movie at best and at worst still better than anything else Marvel had done in recent years (63% Tomatometer). It was enough to pique people’s curiosity in superhero movies once again, and it paid off big time with that summer’s shocking blockbuster: Iron Man.

Robert Downey Jr. nailed almost every aspect of Iron Man as a character. Instead of trying to downplay Tony Stark’s negative qualities, namely his alcoholism and intense narcissism, the director’s focused on the internal struggle of Stark learning to accept responsibility for his actions and grow as a man and the psychology of Obadiah as a power-crazy villain. The move paid off big time, and the fan service at the end of the movie brought the beginnings of the Avenger initiative, which instantly won the hearts of comic book fans that had previously only been able to dream of such a movie becoming a reality.

(Quick tangent: for those of you who don’t know, the Avengers are Marvel’s answer to DC’s Justice League. Pretty much anyone who is anyone in the Marvel Universe has been a part of the team at some point, but there are certain characters who were rarely there and who’s current movie contracts make them almost impossible to include in any Avengers movie unless they can be reworked. Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and the Hulk are in; the X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spiderman are not. This is worth mentioning since pretty much everyone not involved has a much shakier movie history than those who are involved, which makes me feel as if the Avengers is a lock to be amazing. And yes, I am furiously knocking on wood as I write this sentence.)

Iron Man wasn’t just a fan favorite; it received universal acclaim from critics as well, earning a 94% on the Tomatometer, the highest of any superhero movie since, well, ever, to be honest. And it didn’t stop there. After a lackluster effort in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (which was produced by 20th Century Fox, not Marvel Studios, and wasn’t given much attention due to the Avengers Initiative) that earned a paltry 37%, Iron Man 2 came roaring back for redemption. While it was admittedly just more Iron Man, that was clearly not a bad thing, as Tony’s struggle to deal with his poor health led to an entertaining two hour romp that earned a 74% on its own merit and introduced several new elements to this shocking Avenger Initiative, most notably the introduction of Thor’s magical hammer, Mjolnir.

The success of the Avengers project now rested almost solely on the capabilities of those at the helm of the other two major Marvel franchises taking part in this crossover-to-end-all-crossovers: Thor and Captain America. Each had their own unique set of issues with which they had to deal. Thor’s director Kenneth Branagh had to decide whether to present the dealings in the comics with all the fantastical elements removed or keep them as is and risk alienating their less fantasy-oriented audience. Captain America’s director Joe Johnston (which is about as white a name as you can get, for the record) had to balance the American patriotism present in the comics while not alienating non-American cultures with the jingoism and, let’s face it, superiority complex that Captain America has routinely displayed in the comics.

Both men met the tough job head on and were all the better for it. Thor (77%) kept all the fantasy elements in place, and the fans could not have been more ecstatic. The insight into Norse mythology and the doors opened for future Thor sequels and Avengers movies to use magical objects without dropping the realistic present in comic book movies made Thor my personal favorite so far. Plus, it was nice to see Natalie Portman enjoying herself as the geek lusting after the hot guy rather than the girl over whom most geeky guys lust after like almost every other movie in which she’s been. Captain America (78%) created a character in protagonist Steve Rogers who is simply a good person, easy to root for regardless of cultural background. The cosmic cube and super soldier serum gave Captain America a fantastical vibe of its own while still being relatively grounded in World War II history. Plus, villains who were literally too evil for Hitler are badass.

So where are we now? Well, now that Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America have been well established, the time has come for the three of them to finally join forces. And boy, does it look awesome from where I’m sitting. Plus, now that X-Men: First Class successfully rebooted the X-Men franchise (86%), it seems like the sky is the limit for Marvel Studios. I’ll even give them the benefit of the doubt on the Ghost Rider sequel and the Spiderman reboot that both look less than stellar…

…Ok, maybe not benefit of the doubt, but I’m at least willing to look past them because there’s gonna be a freakin’ Avengers movie in 2012. If you haven’t gotten the message yet, check these Avengers movies out, and ready yourself for the adventure of a lifetime (or at least my lifetime :P) next summer.

In other words, thank you, Marvel, for making my childhood fantasies finally come true. 🙂